OBJECTIVE: Creation Education: Creation Science Fair 2001
Creation Science has been long neglected in the pages of EastWesterly Review, and I hope that you kindly consider what these children are doing as proof that there are some valuable lessons to be learned. Why don’t you apply Creation Science to some of your godless texts, oh postmoderns? See what you come up with!
Sister, you never cease to amaze me. Some choice quotes: “This is also the first year that Muslim students from the Al-Jannah Islamic school have been invited to participate; two of their students presented a project on human anatomy entitled ‘Allah (SWT) Created Me’ which, while it was found ineligible for a prize due to a number of Biblical inconsistencies, did win a special Interfaith Outreach ribbon.”
“She tried to feed her uncle bananas, but he declined to eat them. Cassidy has conclusively shown that her uncle is no monkey.”
The biggest offender, in my opinion, is Jonathan Goode’ 2nd Place: “Women Were Designed For Homemaking” “theory.” ”[He] applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing; social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion for Adam, not as a co-worker.”
So men never carry anything? Isn’t rearing different than birth? Are lower wages cause or effect? Are wages automatically fair and based solely on merit? Does “helpmeet” mean “subordinate” or “friend”?
(I agree with you that EastWesterly Review needs to get a copy of “Pokemon Prove Evolutionism Is False” by Paul Sanborn, grade 4. I do have curiousity as well as cynicism.)
And because I love you, we won’t talk about centers of gravity any more, sis.