Google spiders fast sometimes.

Lael, your call for Eminem to just grow up already hit Google. That’s why we’re number one for adolescent white males are ruining the Web. The search immediately prior to that — I kid you not — was and I learned to dance with my hand in my pants. Other notable searches included this is going to hurt me more than it’s going to hurt you and the eternal question was the Bible written by God?

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