On the amusement front, a co-worker and I wish to write/produce/film a horror flick starring Vincent D’Onfrio (L&O: Criminal Intent) as twins—-one a psycho killer, one just merely a naughty pervert. We haven’t worked out all the details, but we do know that Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen will die in the first scene (a la “Scream” and Drew Barrymore). According to my co-worker, “Mary-Kate will have been pimping Ashley. Ashley poisons Mary-Kate, but dies a ‘sympathetic’ death due to a mysterious genetic link.”
My response was: Good. And then Vincent can stand over her while she’s dying the “sympathetic” death, and, when she calls up at him, “Why? Why?” he can say, “Because God hates you, bitch.”
I say we could sell this to Castle Rock, at least, right?
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