Hats and Poetry

1. A corner hat is shaped like a triangle, no? The kind of cap the Yankees stuck a noodle in and called macaroni? Is it also called a Dutch cap or is this just because the first time I saw one was in a Dutch painting?

Wait, I think they’re called three-cornered hats. Nevermind.

2. Is anyone going to share some poetry sometime or are we just all up in the fist politik? Maybe investing in boxing gloves instead of pens now? Because I would recommend oven mitts. Much cheaper. Or take all the hair out of your brush and tape it to your hands. Imagine politicians getting a mouthful of that! I think we know who would get the bitchin’, gold belt after one of those hooks.