Do you feel the uncontrollable urge to ask your doctor about every new drug advertised on television? Do you find yourself coming down with symptoms of the illnesses medications were meant to treat after hearing or viewing ads for them?
If so, you’re not alone. You could be one of the millions suffering from Media Induced
Hypochondria, or MIH.
Fortunately, you need not suffer any more. Merz Pharmaceuticals has a solution. It’s called Adaway. Ask your doctor if Adaway is right for you and join the legions of happy people who no longer fear pharmaceutical advertising. Welcome to the future: welcome to Adaway . . .*
*Possible side effects may include drowsiness, dizziness, watery eyes, rash, nausea, bloody stool, inflammation of the cerebral cortex, itchiness, sneezing, painful urination, constipation, diarrhea, ringing in the ears, ring around the collar, headache, sore throat, fungal infection, vaginal discharge, shrunken testicles, loss of appetite, depression, anxiety, violent behavior, liver damage, Broca’s aphasia, Tourette’s syndrome, distended vulva, hallucinations, sleeplessness, water retention, muscle soreness, Volvo ownership, mixed-ballot voting, fever, hypoxia, confusion, homelessness, alopecia, darkened aura, nipple sensitivity, bleeding heartedness, screaming fits, uncontrollable crying, fallen arches, shin splints, paranoia, bloating, compulsive eating, and purchase of sensible shoes, but are usually mild.