From Actual Student Papers

by EW Wilder

College students are, by and large, dedicated and hardworking. But once in a while, haste, panic, and auto-correct conspire to create something funny. A few of those things you’ll find below:

 

• “Later we will learn his brother, Sonny, is a heroine addicted free-thinker who has a passion for jazz piano.”

• “The power of telling your stories helps east that inner pain.”

• “The family did not believe this had anything to do with the anti-semantic movement and eventually they were back on their feet and doing well off again.”

• “If we can fine tune our mornings into being a more productive one with dong the things we ought to be doing, we could have a much more enjoyable day.”

• “Although most guys might think they have a chance with Queenie the narrator seems to become infactuated with her.”

 

 

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