57 Theoretical Band Names

by Hillary Hardcore and EW Wilder

1.Lo-Cajun
2.Astronomical Brindle Tarts
3.Spud Handle
4.Kredit-Müncher
5.Cranberry Battleship
6.Nip-Slip Weekend
7.Tabloid Brainphärt
8.The Dongle Kitties
9.Rogue’s Collar
10.Smugbanquer
11.damndirtyape
12.The Fluffycake Conspiracy
13.Mustard N?z
14.Paralegalz Nite Out
15.Simonize ur Sister
16.The Gland Bellies
17.Blood Muffin
18.Turnip Transit
19.Tinkül Balle
20.Tinker-Tron
21.Buck Sandwich
22.Butane Overcoat
23.Klesmer vs. Cthulu
24.The Tinsel-Fanciers
25.Glass Nickel
26.Bourgeois Pencil-Sharpener
27.Slaw Coaster
28.Dastardly Digital
29.Rick Ray Ban
30.Frosted Kumquat
31.Freez-R-Bürn
32.Necro-Klüster
33.The Drool-Mobsters
34.Kill Button
35.Kraken Charmer
36.B?n-Spindle
37.Jizz Mönkie
38.Thümbreth
39.Stürm Dancer
40.Lobster Bris
41.The Insect Crescendo
42.Hotpants Conspiracy
43.The Violation
44.Fistluvur
45.The Fur Dancers
46.Drooling Privileges
47.Scröt Candy
48.Strepto-Scrötus
49.Sizzle-Puppy
50.Loose Snooze
51.Spider Bucket
52.The Slender Whistle
53.Blat-tasm
54.Roar-Gasm
55.Gunny Snak
56.Scroatia
57.The Fur Burglars

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