Google spiders fast sometimes.

Lael, your call for Eminem to just grow up already hit Google. That’s why we’re number one for adolescent white males are ruining the Web. The search immediately prior to that — I kid you not — was and I learned to dance with my hand in my pants. Other notable searches included this is going to hurt me more than it’s going to hurt you and the eternal question was the Bible written by God?

Digestion time!

Is it time to digest maraschino cherries? Where did Martin Van Buren go to collage? What do Boy George and Pia Zadora have to do with each other, and why does anyone in the Netherlands care? Inquiring minds want to know.

Where is it acceptable to wear a sports bra?

A suitable question, but I doubt the Village is the place to look. Other interesting finds today include someone searching for “dubois bacon” in pages from Canada. Sorry, Francine’s not Canadian (unless she’s on vacation in Europe), but our website is hosted in Canada. The Village shows up as the second search result on Google for “‘abe lincoln’ mole.” My personal favorite though is the search for “i love you go away pathology.”

What is wanton sexuality?

What are latin kids wearing? What is wanton sexuality? Well, I know that they’re two questions to which visitors to the Village wanted answers today. Hillary Hardcore’s essay on Snoop Dog, James Joyce, and George W. Bush also got noticed today, by jim and splintergirl.