by Special Correspondent T.S. DeHaviland
As the Christmas spending season draws to a close, I encourage all of you to continue to do your patriotic duty and shop, just like the president told you to back in the latter part of 2001. We can’t have this administration’s otherwise stellar legacy be besmirched by a late-term recession, [...]
Americans love to get their bobby-soxers in a rumble; we like nostalgia at a penny a pound; we
blush Coke Red and ware Pepsi Blue: America the pre-packaged in sanitary cello fain for your
projection. Freud was a dalliance, but we prefer numbers, have left our black turtlenex in the
trunk of the Lincoln, have rounded forced and [...]
As it turned out, Orwell was only off by about 10 years. 1994, the year of the Republican Revolution in Congress, ushered in an age of newspeak beyond which the “political correctness” of the 1980s could never gather the testicular fortitude to go. It began with Newt Gingrich’s “Contract on America” (I use the parodic [...]
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A follow-up to a conversation on Tuesday. (I win!)